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[nastasyia]

Сидим тащимся от Bad Romance Леди Гаги:) Да, я тормоз и только сейчас накачала ее песен. А вот ютуб почему-то не дает клипы размещать.

Зато в свое эротик-сообщество (http://community.livejournal.com/vozbudis/) я поместила скандальный клип Раммштайнов с порнухой. Рекомендую.

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пародия "I shit my pants"

[(Anonymous)]

Туалетный юмор, но комично тем не менее.

Ooh… I'm gonna shit my pants
Rah … just shit in my pants

I ate some black beans a greasy souffle
I washed it down with a double latte
I have to go, go-go-go,
I have to go
Feel something gooey and warm on my thigh
Cause I am sitting on a chocolate mud pie
I moved too slow, slow-slow-slow,
I moved too slow
I tried to control it
But I couldn't hold it
So sad I shit, shit my pants

I had a muffin, come out of my oven
Can't believe I just shit my pants
Oh yes it's true, I'm all covered in poo
I can't believe I just shit my pants
Ooh… Girl i just shit my pants.
Ooh… Girl i just shit my pants

Rah… Just shit in my pants
A nasty flu or a bladder trauma
Maybe the revenge of montezuma
There is no love, love-love-love,
There is no love
I found the toilet was not as i planned
There ain't no paper gotta clean with my hand
I need a glove, glove-glove-glove,
I need a glove.

Wipe, wipe, flush it baby
Work it damn that smells like crazy
Wipe, wipe, flush it baby
Work it I'm a stink bitch baby

Don't want diapers
Don't plug up my rear end
Don't want diapers
I don't want no depends.

/French/

I don't want no depends x2 just shit in my pants x2

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